I have a church video I need done. Here is the idea in a nutshell: I will need a...– (via clientsfromhell) I really want to see the finished product.
Production Of 'Iceman Cometh' Canceled Due To... →
The Onion, you are awesome and I love you.
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Instant Breakfast: April 17, 2011 →
instantbreakfast: On this date in 1492, Christopher Columbus signed a contract with Spain, in which he agreed to sail to Asia to get spices, which he TOTALLY DIDN’T DO. In fact, that legitimate mess of a man sailed the OPPOSITE direction, putting his entire crew at risk of falling off the edge of the world, and…
Can you make it sound more purple?– (via clientsfromhell) Well, can you?
floatingparticles: mnwka: ATTENTION INTERNET: THIS IS A PENGUIN BEING TICKLED. GODDAMMIT FUCK THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD. INTERNET GOLD. Attention Internet, indeed. Gaaah, this is adorable.
catalogliving: Right then and there, Elaine vowed never to leave Gary home by himself again.