April 2011
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“I have a church video I need done. Here is the idea in a nutshell: I will need a...”
– (via clientsfromhell) I really want to see the finished product.
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Production Of 'Iceman Cometh' Canceled Due To... →
The Onion, you are awesome and I love you.
Apr 29th
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“If I die, I want you to use this password to get into my account and tweet “So...”
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Instant Breakfast: April 17, 2011 →
instantbreakfast: On this date in 1492, Christopher Columbus signed a contract with Spain, in which he agreed to sail to Asia to get spices, which he TOTALLY DIDN’T DO. In fact, that legitimate mess of a man sailed the OPPOSITE direction, putting his entire crew at risk of falling off the edge of the world, and…
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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“Can you make it sound more purple?”
– (via clientsfromhell) Well, can you?
Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
Apr 17th
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WatchWatch
floatingparticles: mnwka: ATTENTION INTERNET: THIS IS A PENGUIN BEING TICKLED. GODDAMMIT FUCK THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD. INTERNET GOLD. Attention Internet, indeed.  Gaaah, this is adorable. 
Apr 17th
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Shelf life...
catalogliving: Right then and there, Elaine vowed never to leave Gary home by himself again.
Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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