A good curse to put on your enemy is whatever curse someone put on Amanda Bynes.– Before curse: AFTER CURSE: (via kellyoxford)
When my best friend and I are on the dance floor
I feel like I'm going to be an awesome parent
boringoldraphael: because every time my kid asks me a question I don’t know how to answer, I’m just going to pretend the question was rhetorical. “Dad, what does irony mean?” “I know, right?” “Dad, what does the president do?” “Ha! Exactly.” “Dad, are you drunk?” “Man, you’re telling me. Society, right? Am I right? … Society.” YES.
When I walk into a bar and immediately hate the...
THE WRITER'S TECHNIQUE IN THIRTEEN THESES →
nevver: Anyone intending to embark on a major work should be lenient with himself and, having completed a stint, deny himself nothing that will not prejudice the next. Talk about what you have written, by all means, but do not read from it while the work is in progress. Every gratification procured in this way will slacken your tempo. If this regime is followed, the growing desire to...
THOUGHTS IN THE IMMEDIATE WAKE OF THE PATRIOTS’... →
girlwithlandscape: HULK KNOWS THAT SOMEONE IS PROBABLY GOING TO PIPE UP THAT A MARVEL CHARACTER SHOULDN’T BE TALKING ABOUT REAL LIFE TRAGEDY OR SOMETHING… THAT THINKING NOT ONLY SEEMS SMALL, BUT THE TRUTH IS HULK COULDN’T POSSIBLY CARE LESS. THERE ARE FAR MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THAN “THE APPEARANCE” OF SINCERITY. THINGS LIKE ACTUAL SINCERITY. THINGS LIKE CONTEXTUALIZATION AND PURPOSE. THINGS...
When I make a joke in public & a stranger laughs
eject: My story about the film 'Monster House' →
I had totally forgotten about these emails until the two tweets above jogged my memory. This is a story about the nicest thing a non-relative has taken the time to do for one of my children without getting paid for it. When Salinger was 7 she became plagued with nightmares about the… You’re smart enough to see it. The best.
My Favorite Moments in Olympic 2010 Figure Skating
kellyoxford: As good as the diver faces.
Boring Old Raphael: At 7:35 A.M, you lay your... →
boringoldraphael: At 7:35 A.M, you lay your tired body on mine before peeling off, like a slow band-aid. At 8:40 you sprint home and make instant coffee. At 9:45 we finally drink it, cold. I finish your leftover half. By 10:50 you are already breathless. I live for every time we overlap. When…
Benedict Cumberbatch sings & how to make it really... →
neil-gaiman: The subterranean environs of London Below are brought to life in a new clip from the Radio 4/4 Extra adaptation of Neil Gaiman’s Neverwhere. Benedict Cumberbatch – as the enigmatic angel, Islington – half sings, half whispers some haunting verses as he stalks the echoing confines of his underground domain. For an extra-eerie effect, open this page in two (or more) windows and start...
Political Subversities: A Letter from The Last Man... →
politicalsubversities: March 13, 2013 Briana James My dearest brethren and sisteren of the world wide cyber space, It is I, Farbuk, here to state my case in the fight for social justice, to ask, no no, implore you to turn your back on your wicked ways and return to the motherland. It is with great sorrow that…