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Gareth Keenan Investigates!
...and other things that make me laugh.
Go to the link. Look at all of these.
Love.
Cat Wearing a Shark Costume Chases a Duckling While Riding a Roomba Vacuum
Amazing. As my friend Tim said, “stay classy, internet.”
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A good curse to put on your enemy is whatever curse someone put on Amanda Bynes.
Before curse:
AFTER CURSE:
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When my best friend and I are on the dance floor
Want.
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Finding Comfort In Portraits Of Bostonians : The Picture Show : NPR
“If you could be one age forever, what would it be?”
“Thirty or forty. Old enough to know who you are, but young enough that you still have plenty of mountains to climb.”So cool that Humans of New York went to Boston this week.
I agree.
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I feel like I’m going to be an awesome parent
because every time my kid asks me a question I don’t know how to answer, I’m just going to pretend the question was rhetorical.
“Dad, what does irony mean?”
“I know, right?”“Dad, what does the president do?”
“Ha! Exactly.”“Dad, are you drunk?”
“Man, you’re telling me. Society, right? Am I right? … Society.”
YES.
